Stool Pigeons



Welcome to Stool Pigeons, the show where we talk about poop both literal and figurative. Featuring reviews of pooping accessories, the latest poop research and what's poop in the news, the Stool Pigeons will get your mind out of gutter and into the toilet.


  • Episode 34 - Where the Sun King Don't Shine

    30/08/2019 Duración: 39min

    Louis XIV of France is known by some as the Sun King. He is most famous for centralizing governmental authority in France and building the Palace of Versailles. However, to us he's known as the first person in history to have an anal fistula surgically repaired. Find out more on this episode of Stool Pigeons. Also, updates from Tiffany's butt surgery! Image of one of the tools used:   Theme song I Feel Fantastic by Jonathan Coulton,

  • Episode 33 - How Much Do You Know About Where You Go

    12/07/2019 Duración: 50min

    Special guest Adam joins us again for our second quiz episode: How Much Do You Know About Where You Go?

  • Episode 32 - Wild and Freeces

    10/05/2019 Duración: 37min

    Are you planning any backpacking trips in Denali National Park? Well just remember to make a plan for how to do your business. This episode we talk about pooping outdoors, and the principles of the Leave No Trace movement.   Theme music I Feel Fantastic by Jonathan Coulton,

  • Episode 31 - Thanos' Butthole

    03/05/2019 Duración: 40min

    This episode is another Hoodge Poodge, including updates from space, the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and of course Tiffany's butt. Sorry about releasing Endgame theories after Endgame was released.

  • Episode 30 - Existential Fecal Lyricism

    26/04/2019 Duración: 47min

    This episode we met with Adam Lukach, author of the seminal 2013 article "A Comprehensive Guide to Lil Wayne's Poop References". We discuss some of Lil Wayne's best butt stuff lyrics, and wonder how we can get him to sponsor bidets. Theme Music: I Feel Fantastic by Jonathan Coulton.

  • Episode 29 - Seattle Punderground

    31/01/2019 Duración: 34min

    In our PodCon episode, the Stool Pigeons take a tour through Seattle's underground tunnel system. It was created partially as a response to the poop problems of Seattle's early days, so there's a lot of good nuggets.

  • Episode 28 - Comma Shaped Wiggly Boys

    31/12/2018 Duración: 48min

    Today the pidgeys take a dive into the history of one of humanity's oldest and most deadly diseases: cholera. We also learn about wombats and why they poop cubes.

  • Episode 27 - Manned Mission to Uranus

    29/10/2018 Duración: 37min

    This week on Stool Pigeons: Pooping (and peeing) in space. How did astronauts do it, and where did it all go? What does a fine pee mist do to your electronics? Also, we hear another example of why flushable wipes are not flushable, and find another destination for a Stool Pigeons road trip.

  • Episode 26 - Proud to Poop Here

    04/04/2018 Duración: 51min

    Tiffany, Mike, and Adam visit the waste treatment plant of the Madison Metropolitan Sewerage District. Learn what happens to poop after it gets flushed, where the poop goes after it's removed from your water, and most importantly, what things do you need to stop flushing? Theme Music: I Feel Fantastic by Jonathan Coulton,

  • Episode 25 - The Steve Mnuchin Mneuws Quiz

    30/01/2018 Duración: 37min

    Our illustrious Treasury Secretary received a very special Christmas gift this year, and the Stool Pigeons are here to help in celebrate. Join us, and our returning guest Adam, as we explore the media's expert coverage of this historical poop event.

  • Episode 24 - Friend in the Next Stall 3

    17/01/2018 Duración: 31min

    In this episode, we hear from friend in the next stall Clare Dickerson, who has had some exciting adventures in Southern California. Perhaps TOO exciting. Theme music: I Feel Fantastic by Jonathan Coulton,

  • Episode 23 - A Very Poopy Christmas

    01/01/2018 Duración: 33min

    You've heard of Mr. Hankey, but did you know that other places have actual poop-themed Christmas Traditions? On this episode, we explore the Catalan traditions of the Caganer and Caga Tio, the poop heroes of the Iberian.

  • Episode 22 - The Christmas List

    18/12/2017 Duración: 37min

    This week, just in time for the holidays, we bring you a list of the perfect gifts for the Pidgey who has everything. From Squatty Potty to Poo-Pourri, and everything in between, we have you covered for the best gifts for that person in your life who spends a little too much time "waiting for Santa". Links: Links: Original Squatty Potty: Squatty Potty v2: Squatty Potty Unicorn Gold: Poo-pourri Christmas Gift Set:

  • Episode 21 - Dirty Jobs Time Travel Edition

    04/12/2017 Duración: 29min

    What were bathrooms like in olden times? Where did the poo go? The answers may make you appreciate plumbing just a bit more. Also the final word on who wiped king's butt. Hint: It wasn't the king.

  • Episode 20 - Nazis and Fiber

    27/11/2017 Duración: 28min

    Yikes, another few month hiatus, another update on the latest medical treatments for butt issues, from the unfortunate vantage point of our own lives. Also, some poo updates from Jolly Old England, where apparently they have a more healthy relationship with butts - er, bums - than we do here in America.

  • Episode 19 - Up Our Own Butts

    29/03/2017 Duración: 50min

    After a long hiatus, the Stool Pigeons are back. Life may have gotten in the way of making a podcast, but it didn't stop poop from happening to Mike and Tiffany. In this episode, we break our #1 rule of not making this podcast about us talking about our own poop, but it's good material so it's worth it. Mike talks about his experience on the Low FODMAP diet to help with his GI issues, and Tiffany tells a harrowing tale of what happens to your butt when you have a baby.  Theme music: I Feel Fantastic by Jonathan Coulton,

  • Episode 18 - The Lost Episode

    25/03/2017 Duración: 46min

    Hey all! Sorry we sort of disappeared off the face of the earth for a while. As we prepare to get Stool Pigeons back on your inter-waves, we thought we'd give you this special episode, one that we recorded back in October and never released. In it, we talk about Frankenberry, poop cafes, what happens when you have pets and Roombas, and more. Enjoy The Lost Episode, and new Stool Pigeons will be coming soon! Theme music: I Feel Fantastic by Jonathan Coulton,

  • Episode 17 - Taxicab Bumfessions

    13/06/2016 Duración: 47min

    Today we have our second guest for The Friend in the Next Stall. Becky has been a Madison taxicab driver for 13 years, and no one can deal with drunk people on a daily basis for that much time and not have collected a few good poop stories! Hear about how taxi drivers deal with poop... their passengers' and their own, the best places to go at 4 in the morning, and Becky's recommendations for keeping regular on the job. The Pigeons also discuss the etiquette of pooping at a friend's house, and learn who has been secretly clogging your toilet all these years.   Theme music: I Feel Fantastic by Jonathan Coulton,

  • Episode 16 - Bob's Buttgers

    06/06/2016 Duración: 46min

    There are a lot of butts on TV these days, but one show goes above and beyond to portray butt stuff in a positive (pottytive) light. Bob's Burgers is a shining light in the field of poo normalization and butt-punnery, so in this week's Stool Pigeons we embark on a comprehensive review of the best butt- and poop-themed episodes of this animated masterpiece. Two-butted goats, butts glued to toilet seats, and whale secretions may or may not make and appearance, Mike and Tiffany concede the title of World's Greatest Poo-punners to the Bob's Burgers writers, and we finally learn what the Stool Pigeons wear while doing their business.   Theme music: I Feel Fantastic by Jonathan Coulton,

  • Episode 15 - The Guano Wars or How Bird Poop Is Responsible For James Franco

    23/05/2016 Duración: 42min

    Today we discuss one of earth's most important natural resources: Bird dung. In the second half of the 1800s, bird guano was one of the world's most used plant fertilizers. It was harvested off tiny islands in the Pacific and Caribbean and shipped worldwide. A war was even fought over this incredible substance. Find out more about bird guano, and how it relates to James Franco, on this week's Stool Pigeons!   Theme music: I Feel Fantastic by Jonathan Coulton,

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