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  • Episode 12: Beef

    27/09/2014 Duración: 01h02min

    Greg, James and Elko welcome Alex Stewart onto the pod after a week of prime beef to talk Southampton, England's Ajax, defensive issues at Liverpool, the trend of top clubs doubling up on goalkeepers, problems at Manchester United, defensive midfielders *AND TO FINISH OFF* the two most pressing questions in the game today.

  • Episode 11: Scotland decides

    18/09/2014 Duración: 59min

    Greg Johnson and James Dutton are joined by Jonny Singer to talk Champions League, the top four trap door, Alan "Pards" Pardew and Scotland's all-time XI.