Worst. Show. Ever.



You'll probably want to avoid this podcast. It sucks. It's filled with neurotic tales of thieving bears, decoy wallets, and epic Olive Garden rants. It's irreverent and stupid and terrible, and the hosts should really be ashamed of themselves. You can also find archives of this travesty in the "Better Off Undead" podcast, which was just as bad but also had an even stupider name.


  • WSE103 Worst Scare Ever

    08/11/2019 Duración: 32min

    If you’re listening to this, you probably got here early…  unless you’re one of the sad souls who actually downloaded this monstrosity. Speaking of monstrosities: it’s our Halloween special—an episode […]

  • WSE102 Swamp Monster Fuck Water

    11/10/2019 Duración: 31min

    Deep within the Cypress swamp, beyond the thick wall of fecal heat, automated phone trees and, re-animated tater tots, lives something sinister—a nightmare of a beast that average, everyday Floridians […]

  • WSE101 Hopes and Dreams and Schemes

    04/10/2019 Duración: 36min

    Dave Trope Land is a wondrous place. Not a bumper sticker in sight and tatter tots everywhere. It’s the one place where you can truly be yourself without family getting […]

  • WSE100 Snot Rockets and Unicorns

    04/09/2019 Duración: 43min

    We’re back for episode 100! No matter where Dave has gone this summer, he’s had to deal with other people’s shit… err… snot. This is the first opportunity Dave has […]

  • WSE99 Dave v. Louisiana

    13/03/2019 Duración: 38min

    The Smarter Artist Summit wouldn’t be complete without the harrowing tale of Dave’s journey through the bowels of Louisiana, complete with a battle against OCD and shootout with a flat-earther. […]

  • WSE98 Two Truths and a Lie

    28/02/2019 Duración: 25min

    What’s up Dave’s butt? Imagine living in a world where your wife is hogging the only pot large enough to make a reasonable amount of mac and cheese. Yeah. It’s […]

  • WSE97 Dave’s Christmas Cookie Extravaganza

    02/01/2019 Duración: 41min

    Dave’s best friend sent him a gift of “David’s Cookies” to make up for the holiday classic A Very Davey Christmas and Dave has convinced us to turn our optimization […]

  • WSE96 Dave Gets Lubed

    26/12/2018 Duración: 25min

    We haven’t done this in a while, but we’re back by marginal demand. Now that Dave has lost his taste for subpar restaurant food, he’s finally ready to start his […]

  • WSE95 The Real-Life Stories That Inform Our Fiction pt. 2

    17/10/2018 Duración: 35min

    We’ve hit an all new low in effort on this show. Instead of actually recording an episode, we’re just using the audio from our other, much better show, The Story […]

  • WSE94 The Real-Life Stories That Inform Our Fiction pt. 1

    10/10/2018 Duración: 39min

    Somehow we managed to create a show for our other podcast that’s so laid back that it actually feels like it should be a Worst. Show Ever. episode. Buckle-up. This […]

  • WSE93 Unicorn Cereal

    26/09/2018 Duración: 31min

    Dave doesn’t ask for a lot out of life. He has revealed time and again how easy it is to live a fulfilled life by following three simple rules: 1. […]

  • WSE92 Back to School Special

    12/09/2018 Duración: 30min

    Now that school is back in session, we can finally get some work done—fully clothed, mind you. But with Dave’s dishwasher broken, and Sean’s hypothetical search for Jesus, only studious […]

  • WSE91 Bullshit Dave Won’t Do

    05/09/2018 Duración: 29min

    There’s a lot of bullshit Dave and his dad won’t put up with, especially after having to walk ten miles in the snow, uphill both ways. Sean and Johnny have […]

  • WSE90 What’s Up Dave’s Butt Literally

    22/08/2018 Duración: 21min

    No doctor in Florida can be trusted. They’ll either prescribe you life-threatening levels of HGTV or force you to sit in a chamber of farts with an asshole New Yorker. […]

  • WSE89 Dave Spoils Hereditary

    01/08/2018 Duración: 36min

    Dave sees and spoils the movie Hereditary for everyone. So if you haven’t seen it and still plan to, steer clear of this episode. Really, you shouldn’t be listening to […]

  • WSE88 The Toxic Avenger

    27/06/2018 Duración: 30min

    Dave teaches us about the finer details of ASMR and video game spectating. We then plot with strategic precision to expose our kids to The Toxic Avenger.

  • WSE87 The One We Didn’t Delete

    23/05/2018 Duración: 19min

    This is the episode we didn’t delete. In retrospect, we probably should have deleted this one too. Dave’s family prevents him from ranting about a particular text message, forcing us […]

  • WSE86 Dave’s Racist Neighbor

    25/04/2018 Duración: 27min

    Sean has nightmares about Tommy Wiseau joining Sterling & Stone, and Dave has an awkward encounter with his racist neighbor.

  • WSE85 Dave Gets a Midnight Visit

    18/04/2018 Duración: 22min

    Dave gets a late night visitor after accepting life alert duties. Later, the guys pitch ideas to replace WSE as Dave won’t stop seeing the optimistic side of trite ideas.

  • WSE84 The Talk and Three’s Company

    11/04/2018 Duración: 25min

    Dave stresses about the day when [REDACTED] discovers WSE on YouTube. It couldn’t possibly be any worse than when he had to explain female anatomy to him, right? Afterward, Sean […]

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